There are a couple of exchanges like this that make me suspect that the jabberwacky author specifically included canned responses to answer splotchy's canned responses -- so it's not quite a fair fight.
In particular, splotchy makes a number of "conversational skills" comments and for most of them jabberwacky comes back with a zinger.
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
jabberwacky ==> Your conversation skills should be shot.