Lets just hope the use of "traffic accident" as a euphemism doesn't increase in order to end a trial prematurely. I would prefer to use my trial version for as long as possible (or would I really? Look at all those nice plugins!).
Some (rather lame) lingo for the coming pay model of life:
Cheapskate, you're such a trialler
You haven't really lived until you lived with Life TM.
He hasn't upgraded in a long, long time
Do this for me and I'll make you live forever
You gotta commit suicide at least once, the rush beats base jumping hands down, and the white tunnel effect is pure bliss - and it's legal
Well you know, I could sponsor your life subscription if that would help the situation
Some (rather lame) lingo for the coming pay model of life:
Cheapskate, you're such a trialler
You haven't really lived until you lived with Life TM.
He hasn't upgraded in a long, long time
Do this for me and I'll make you live forever
You gotta commit suicide at least once, the rush beats base jumping hands down, and the white tunnel effect is pure bliss - and it's legal
Well you know, I could sponsor your life subscription if that would help the situation