| walking around barefoot in the dirt [...] is | VERY DANGEROUS
Hookworms directly or some other worms via eggs into small cuts.
People who are deliberately trying to get infected as a treatment for their Crohn's or arthritis have literally resorted to travelling to the third world.
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/4/30/91945/8971
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2009/3/16/3408/66053